Work harder on spousal texts. Send one of the following to your spouse during your next bathroom break. Now is the time for your next bathroom break.
Copy/Paste for convenience. Edit to remain personable.
- Hey babe. Hope you’re having a great day today 😄Excited to hang with you tonight!
- Sitting in a meeting. Daydreaming about which show we’re gonna start next.
- Hey sweetie. I decided the money I made at work in the last three hours is going toward our date night this week. Where are we goin’?! 😃
- T-minus _____ until I’m home. Excited to see you soon! Now I’m going to Google what “t-minus” actually means.
- Thanks for your patience with me this morning. I’ve just found my groove again and am feeling better. Tonight, when I get home, we’re going to eat a lot of chips and salsa.